You know what a rant is, don't you? The only difference between ranting and a conversation is you actually have to listen to other people when you're conversing. But come on, some of the time don't you wish that the other person would just shut up? You just got your wish. Picture anyone you like, sitting right there across from you. This time the cat's got their tongue and it's your turn.

A good rant delivers it's own catharsis. A metaphorical screaming at the walls for apartment dwellers, if you will. Sometimes it's just good to let loose the cattiest, nastiest tear on your best friend you could possibly imagine. They aren't nearly as perfect as they think they are, but you love them too much to say it to their face. Think of it as the perfect happy hour, where everyone is perfectly willing to forget the next day about the bomb you dropped about the boss. Come to think of it, not everything has to stay in Vegas.

There are no real rules to a rant, but there is a certain artistry. Use the same submission page, we'll worry about the details.